i'm still not so sure that number of lokos times four is the proper way to figure out how loko a pile of lokos is. i think it's better to do it to the power of the number of lokos. it's way more loko that way!so rather than having a pile of loko there that equals 32 loko, i'd say you have a pile of loko there that equals 65,536 loko (four to the eight power)!
i'd say your math works based on the number of cans consumed by any single individual. if i have 1 can and you have 1 can we are each 4 loco. if i have 2 cans i'm totally 16 loco. 8 cans is way too loco for any single individual. however, if you wish to try to become sixtyfivethousandfivehundredandthirysix loco, please invite me to that party.